Alias wrote: ↑November 11th, 2018, 11:54 am
Haicoway --- When I was wintering in Florida earlier this year, one I met there warned me if we were intimate that she might squirt milk on me as she was still lactating from a recent birth. I said I would love it, and she did. Another woman, who is not a girlfriend, but just friend, is a bee keeper and lavishes me with honey. I don't need grapes peeled, but I'm sure if I asked my girlfriends to do it, they would.
I don't believe a single syllable of this.
Open enough for you?
People have called me a liar about stuff my whole life because I have led a much more interesting life than most people. A lot of it was created by being a millionaire starting at sixteen.
A colleague once asked me why I lied so much. I asked him what he meant. He told me a few things that luckily my wife was privy to. So the next time the guy was at my house I told him to ask my wife about my “lies.” He was satisfied after she recounted the events like I did.
If you would ever like to find out how, because you yourself are dull compared to me, you can be so wrong in your projections, I think I could prove what I said by letting you talk to a respected Harvard graduate, and now PhD student, who watched the woman do it the second time she did. In fact both of us took drinks of the sweet milk from the girl’s two breasts at the same time. I would put her on the phone, and from her demeanor, obvious high intellect, and casual way she would verify the event, I think you would believe she was not lying, even if you assumed I did.
But if you thought she was lying, too, you might give me credit for being clever enough to get an intelligent sounding woman to tell a stupid whopper.
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